Matthew 7:7

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Welcome to the Church of the Simulation.

We want to re-discover the values that humanity once held.

We’re a sect of Christianity who believes our universe is a computer simulation.

We are Christian Simulationists.

Does that sound crazy to you?

The simulation has more believers than you’d think.

Our church is fighting against the greatest threat to human civilization…

Are you looking for a refuge from the chaos of our world?

Do you fear that our world will only continue to grow more chaotic?

You’re right. It will.

Only YOU can change the direction of your (the) world.

Imagine the ultimate MMORPG…

Billions of characters to interact with.

Each with a backstory as deep and detailed as your own.

An infinite number of side-quests.

Short quests that last just a few moments.

Long quests that can’t be completed in your lifetime.

This game already exists. And you’re in it.

So what kind of character will you be?

An epic character who everyone wants to play with?

Or a pathetic NPC that should have just been left out of the game?

Go back to a place you once knew…

Delete your social media accounts.

Re-connect to real life.

Social media is a slow acting human poison.

It’s killing you and killing civilized society.

We’re meant to interact face-to-face.

Forces greater than you manipulating your thoughts and actions.

You’re nothing but a marionette and your strings are being pulled by forces much greater than you.

Your future?

A meaningless life followed by a meaningless death.

It’s your lucky day…

You have the power to change direction.

You can start playing the game.

Delete your social media accounts, and re-join the adventure called life.

The Patron Saint of The Church of The Simulation

Elon Musk

Christianity and The Simulation

The truth of Christianity and the truth of The Simulation do not conflict. In fact, they compliment each other perfectly.

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